Black Friday
Black Friday was insane for me.
I woke up at 1am, was at work by 3am, and dealt with at least 146 customers by 5am.
Anxiety attack at 6am, and stupid customers all-round!
Here’s an actual conversation:
Customer: How much are these cameras?
Me: [staring at the big sign above the cameras] they’re 29.95 after a $10 mail in rebate
Customer: how much is it before the $10 mail in rebate?
Me: … well, then it would be 39.95 [walks away]
And another:
Me: is there anything I can help you with, sir [it's around 4:30, so people aren't really there to LOOK]
Customer: yeah, where are the GPSs
Me: which one were you lookin’ for? [we had a couple in lockup only, so I couldn't just point out where to steal from us]
Customer: goddamnit! you have them on display somewhere don’t you? where the hell is that?
Me: well, sir, it’s right up in the front, you walked right by it when you walked in. [walks away]
I’m still anxious to see how much I really made.
