Black Friday was insane for me.

I woke up at 1am, was at work by 3am, and dealt with at least 146 customers by 5am.

Anxiety attack at 6am, and stupid customers all-round!

Here’s an actual conversation:

Customer: How much are these cameras?

Me: [staring at the big sign above the cameras] they’re 29.95 after a $10 mail in rebate

Customer: how much is it before the $10 mail in rebate?

Me: … well, then it would be 39.95 [walks away]

And another:

Me: is there anything I can help you with, sir [it's around 4:30, so people aren't really there to LOOK]

Customer: yeah, where are the GPSs

Me: which one were you lookin’ for? [we had a couple in lockup only, so I couldn't just point out where to steal from us]

Customer: goddamnit! you have them on display somewhere don’t you? where the hell is that?

Me: well, sir, it’s right up in the front, you walked right by it when you walked in. [walks away]

I’m still anxious to see how much I really made.